i dont want to see your dads reading glasses from the 90's with the lenses punched out on your face. You look absurd, because everyone can tell that you don't need them. You cant just show up one day with insane glasses on and expect everyone to think that you magically just realized you need the most intense prescription ever
Whats up hip kitty
Look guys. we cant ALL look like Buddy Holly. its just going to get too confusing.